Make a statement with this funny, self-aware sticker featuring the phrase “I Wish I Had Mental Stability Instead of These Perfect Tits.” Blending dark humor with unapologetic confidence, this design is perfect for anyone who loves sarcastic quotes and expressive, personality-driven accessories.
 
Lightweight and water-resistant, it clings smoothly to laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and other flat surfaces — adding a bold, relatable accent to everyday items. The subtle matte finish and UV-protective laminate keep the color soft and the design readable outdoors, while eco-solvent inks reduce environmental impact. Because the design uses closely placed details, edges may join as one shape, giving each sticker a slightly handcrafted feel.

Product features
- Matte finish for a smooth, non-gloss look
- Eco-friendly Eco-Solvent inks used in printing
- UV protective matte laminate — rated 5+ years outdoors
- Premium water-resistant vinyl with easy-peel backing
- Best on very smooth surfaces; closely spaced details may merge

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.